tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post114769205860995128..comments2023-10-07T19:21:15.385+10:30Comments on ANDY KAUFMAN'S HAIR: # 84Kaufmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15352263619874617123noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147827620616756052006-05-17T10:30:00.000+09:302006-05-17T10:30:00.000+09:30Great read to soothe my brain ache, which was your...Great read to soothe my brain ache, which was your fault anyway COZ I STILL CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME. Whose name? The Andy Kaufmann's character who you have in your pic. Now I could ring my mates and they would after berating me on my stupidity and crap memory tell me the name.<BR/><BR/>I've always wanted to hold up a card with numbers in my Licence pic wearing handcuffs. But apparently a sense ofgeoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01157896595475933726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147767719249584042006-05-16T17:51:00.000+09:302006-05-16T17:51:00.000+09:30A: Beware! Junction may contain 'Lasers'B: Beware!...A: Beware! Junction may contain 'Lasers'<BR/><BR/>B: Beware! Offcuts from outdoor barbers reduce visibility!<BR/><BR/>C: Tattooed elephant leg indicates correct path through apex.<BR/><BR/>D: Airflow from flying cars can disrupt high loads.<BR/><BR/>E: Do not try to channel 'the force' through the soles of your feet.<BR/><BR/>F: Make sure all collages are firmly secured with seatbelts. <BR/><BR/>Ultra Toast Mosha Godhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05450892955592722188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147766937073295192006-05-16T17:38:00.000+09:302006-05-16T17:38:00.000+09:30I reckon he would've waltzed on over and asked que...I reckon he would've waltzed on over and asked quetions had I been seated closer to the front. I was practicing my stunned mullet 'Who, what, where, when?' look at the back of the room in case I was called upon and shamed in front of the others, not that I shame easily. You've been drunk with me often enough to know that.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I'm a blue card carrier now, too. I'm miffed that I didn't Kaufmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15352263619874617123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147765269880903702006-05-16T17:11:00.000+09:302006-05-16T17:11:00.000+09:30It is actually worse if you speak the language. th...It is actually worse if you speak the language. the guy picks you out and shouts "Can you understand japanese?!" halfway through a sentence. If you can then he makes the rest of the room hate you by holding up your home country as a shining example of what Japanese drivers don't do.<BR/><BR/>"Look! Britain has only half the accidents."<BR/><BR/>I didn't mention the roughly half sized population.<Between daisieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003781659760810511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147738226214027662006-05-16T09:40:00.000+09:302006-05-16T09:40:00.000+09:30Aminah: I don't think the local contingent, of whi...<B>Aminah</B>: I don't think the local contingent, of which there were approximately 40, left with the same level of relief as me. <BR/><BR/>Over here, most people with an official's badge are treated with respect beyond the regular level, as though every word stated by them should be adhered to in the manner of a religious text. <BR/><BR/>I think the innate ability to discern a waste of preciousKaufmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15352263619874617123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147734345162742392006-05-16T08:35:00.000+09:302006-05-16T08:35:00.000+09:30Is there any topic tedious enough that the Japanes...Is there any topic tedious enough that the Japanese CAN'T make it into a laughing stock?<BR/><BR/>Ok, so Andy helped it a bit...Aminahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04036645400172092107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147730942751706472006-05-16T07:39:00.000+09:302006-05-16T07:39:00.000+09:30You have my blessings, Reverend. Your effort in cl...You have my blessings, Reverend. Your effort in clarifying this is far more than your country asked of you.<BR/><BR/>The letters, hand-drawn by mouse in Photo Shop, were my way of showing how deeply I regarded the images and how I wished to maintain their integrity. I had to redo the "G" three times! <BR/><BR/>I'm still not completely happy with the "B" either.Kaufmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15352263619874617123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19619194.post-1147706019447739442006-05-16T00:43:00.000+09:302006-05-16T00:43:00.000+09:30Oh, I'm fluent in bad image translation. :-) Allow...Oh, I'm fluent in bad image translation. :-) Allow me to help out!<BR/><BR/><B>A:</B> When driving, make up your mind about which direction you're going, bitch.<BR/><BR/><B>B:</B> During a snowstorm, do not disrupt the piles of crud that gather inbetween regular tyre tracks. In other words, if you drive a reliant robin, get the hell off our roads you English freak.<BR/><BR/><B>C:</B> Even though reverendtimothyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595570087492647613noreply@blogger.com