# 67

This post should in no way be construed as an update on the life and/or times of Andy Kaufman. Why? I'm glad you didn't ask. The simplified reason, pertaining to the question you didn't ask, is because randomly sprayed thoughts masquerading as incoherent babble does not a post make.

Make of that what you will. I prefer a clay statue of an ogre sporting a placebo doughnut in a rhetorical martial arts pose. But what then how?

I'm unofficially itchy and my trigger finger, if I knew which one that was, is unofficially on holidays.

This is not an update, so move over and let the lemmings through.

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