# 88
I think Technorati tags do fuck-all to generate traffic. At least not to this blog. WTF and all that? I think Blog Explosion (check out the retarded link I made with my name plastered all over it as though it were a showdown with those chumps down the right column) does slightly less for the same cause.
I guess that explains the photo I dug up while sifting through the myriad of snaps I've taken while over hyar. Does it? If you're unaware of the lure to the girl that is the Harajuku Girl, now available with a gas mask and suspenders, a valid explanation could be along lines of a moth being attracted to a black hole. I never said who validated the comparison (fearing the term a simile would be an injustice to grammar, much like the term incorrectamundo); perhaps it was you. Was it you?
Anyway, this photo doesn't have anything to do with the previous post, which is titled # 87 and which you will now read because you're on the verge of collapsing at the wonderment of not knowing whether it's related. Or not. Scroll, don't fall!
My blood flows harshly. My heart beats loudly. My chest still draws breath.
13 comments:
Man, you've got some wicked style.
*slaps self for bad Gwen Stefani joke*
Great photo. Scary photo. But great.
Asian chicks are HAWT, which of course means they are not merely hot. They are teh HAWTNESS....or sumthin.
It's late. I'm going.
RT: I didn't get it. Who's Gwen Stefani?* Thanks. I touched it up without touching up the natural features.
Steph: I think I see your point. Are you trying to say that Asian chicks are hot? If so, methinks your theory will last throughout the ages.
Let me point out that Harajuku Girls cannot be construed as hot, at least not by me. Their average age hovers precariously in the low to mid teens, causing this gentleman to remain firm and committed to nothing less than stating for the record that he does not, under any circumstance, consider any of them to be hot.
Clear? Crystal!
* Likewise.
I feel bad now.
Perhaps I need corrective therapy of some description.
Technoratti & Blog explosion are both gay. You are correct.
Ultra: The authorities have been notified. Though it pains me to say this, I feel it is better to incarcerate you than to place you in the care of professionals trained to deal with these matters through subtle electrocution to your genitalia. You do understand that it is for your own good, I hope. Having said that, I'd hate to be your scrotes right now, mate. I must add, you brought it on yourself, you sick, perverted fuck. The gentile side of me hopes your nights are blessed without bleeding of the bodily cavities and your days be filled without chafing. The rest of me hopes you are equipped with a martial art of some kind. Oo-roo. ;)
ButchieBoy: I fucken knew it! It was more than a hunch. It was as obvious as a goiter.
Can you suggest any viable alternatives to inflate the nads of my virtual presence?
I see a Steven Seagal fronted martial arts thriller about my wrongful incarceration in a high security psychiatric institution.
"Strait Jacket"
Straight to video...
I forsee the sequel: Bi Jacket.
what you need is a publicity stunt. fly a midget over some japanese monument, for example.
FWS needs your attention. or a facelift. or something. it's flatlining, bud.
I haven't posted there for ages. Can't say whyfor sure, but it's probably because i've been too caught up in reading your personal blogs
what we need, collectively, is a publicity stunt, so we can quit our dayjobs and have at this blogging thing fulltime, you see.
Yeah I dont find them hot either. Some asian chicks, definitely - but not them.
*shrugs*
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