May 31, 2006

# 91

'I have nothing to be nervous about. Blow it up your arse and fan it for even suggesting it.'

- Andy Kaufman to a throng of reporters, while seated with his pants adrift of his waist and visibly shaken from the auspicious realisation that he had entered the Nervous Nineties.





4 comments:

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Sounds like the nervous nineties forcibly entered him....

Steph said...

Hahaha, ultra toast stole my "entered" funny. Bah! I got nothin'.

Captain Berk said...

"Khan!!!!!!"

words uttered by some miscreant who stole my personality and made a show out of it.

The tit

Kaufman said...

UTMG: We must await and see his next stroke. I believe he's already played it.

Steph: What's of concern to me is your second effort. Remember the immortal words of Rob Schneider, 'You can do it!' and be like Nike.

CB: 'The dingo took my baby!' - Lindy Chamberlain. Some tit made a movie out of that line.