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Winner of 'The Schmoozer Award' for 2007... Chronicling one man's journey through fatherhood, self-diagnosed dementia, the effects of lethargy brought on by insomnia, and the ongoing struggle with follicular displacement therapy; the other day I woke up with a fellow scribe's dentures on my nose.
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- Adventures of Reverend Timothy
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- ICC
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- The Penguin Hunter Diaries
- The Tony Clifton Experience
- Triple J Radio
- Webmonkey
- What Spock Saw in the Loo
- World Wide Words
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- The City of Churches, South Australia, Australia
- The hair's fake. The tash and superhuman belly are real.
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6 comments:
Are they all donating bones to you so that you can build some kind of super-being?
If only that were the case, Toast Man. I'd be building the proverbial eight-legged groove machine, as made famous by The Wonder Stuff folklore of yore.
Sigh.
Will it be the size of a cow?
No, for the 13th time!*
*Another Stuffies title.
Listening to them at the moment, actually.
Looks a bit like that Supergrass Album cover. The one with the skeletons on it.
That it does.
Enjoy the UK.
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