December 22, 2005

# 18




9 comments:

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I would expect these images to rotate through my head in a powerpoint style whilst you are masaging my scalp.

Either that, or they should be fed in through a pipe.

Kaufman said...

I've seen some decent presentations in Powerpoint. Alas, I only understand how to open a file in said programme, appreciate the multi-faceted dimensions and adjourn to the study where brandy warms my soul as the fireplace warms my socks.

I could print the photo and send it to you inside a lead pipe with only Arabic font to guide its destiny. Or perhaps I could burn the printed image, seal it inside a plastic drain pipe as foil and duct tape guarantee its freshness.

Speak to me.

reverendtimothy said...

Is this a professional presentation? With 6 slides as above, it should probably be no shorter than 25 minutes. Don't wanna bombard the audience with slide overload! Unless that's the intention, of course.

I am the presentation king!

Great pics, by the way. Where's the top right one from?

Aminah said...

I must need my eyes checked... when I first saw it I thought top right one was people mooning the camera. I was blind, but now I see.

Saathiya said...

Look at those clouds...up there plotting something sinister...

Kaufman said...

RT: I'm more accustomed to presentations involving hand puppets and vocal effects. I'll leave the technomological stuff to the experts, such as yourself. The top-right photo is of ladies in their 80s and 90s (true story) during a break from winter orange picking. And lovely ladies they were too.

Aminah: Touche! That's one-all with that particular reference, unless I'm mistaken. ;)

Saathiya: My eyes are peeled skyward all the time. I can't get enough of what goes on up there.

By the way, Merry Christmas to all of you.

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

The arabic font will be fine.

I'll be trephinating myself later this morning in anticipation of your delivery.

Captain Berk said...

Is that a dual-cocked space beast in the middle picture?

My sister dated one of them once. It still has one of my Simply Red CD's.

Kaufman said...

UTMG: The delivery service from this end is remarkably inefficient. I believe they lead the world in this trait.

CB: It definitely is. I shot it with my lens before treading on it with my boots. I saw nothing resembling a Simply Red CD, which brings me to the deduction that it was a different dual-cocked space beast that befriended your sister.