Showing posts with label Andy Kaufman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andy Kaufman. Show all posts

January 23, 2007

# 121 aka Music to Live To

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It's been a mightily long time since I spun some finger-tipped wonderment in the form of a learned music-inspired tapestry. Occasionally, or as recent events would have it a lot less than hardly ever, I encounter a new artiste or group of artistes who grapple with my flabby man boobs with their eyes firmly focused on the big prize; ripping through bones, sinew, corpuscles and traces of krypton to the beating heart that guides many of my actions. For want of more inspiring phrasing, my heart has a tendency to guide me to that which is quality of the purest form. Also, I tend to share things of such nature with others in order to advance the cause of individuals with like minded taste in pure quality, hoping that somewhere along the line of existence a mystical connection is made and nurtured through time by generations of equally like minded souls. Whenever I think this way, I always think of Bill Hicks; better known and more respected now than at the peak of his career back when the remarkable man was alive. I could list at least a dozen instances of where this notion of following my heart has been the recipe to a delectable feast, at the height of which would be my irreplaceable wife aka co-pilot through the past decade of my life.

Moving on to the topic at hand, here is another series of music artistes I've come across over the course of the past eighteen months. Whether by fluke, recommendation or inspiration through celluloid, I recommend you sample some, if not all, of them.


<< DAMIEN RICE. I heard The Blower's Daughter during the closing credits to the motion picture Closer; helpless in an instant as emotions were drained from within me in a matter of a few lyrics. I was the puddle to Damien Rice's sponge pudding. To say that this Irish export is a brilliant songwriter is the equivalent of saying that he's an all-right sort of singer; it simply cannot be encased in such common terms as each of his recordings showcase his prowess in sculpting feelings into inspirational musical entities.


REGINA SPEKTOR >>. I think it was Australian radio station Triple J (the one without mind numbing advertisements to promote the place with the best deals on factory-direct Persian rugs or promoting The Sweet's unforgettable classic Ballroom Blitz every few hours) that made me aware of this Soviet-cum-New Yorker's deep-rooted talents. Like Rice, Spektor's strengths lie in her story-telling lyrics and personal involvement in the creation of music; she is a gifted pianist with a voice that could shape glass. Listening for minute traces of her Russian dialect in her songs has become a pastime I won't soon get bored of.


<< THE ARCADE FIRE. This band, the first of two Canadian bands that have rocked every fibre of my psyche, is sensational. In fact, I would label The Arcade Fire as the single most meaningful addition to my catalogue of inspirational artistes were it not for the second of the Canadian bands, about whom I'll voice my approval shortly. I first heard them care of Last.fm, a web site that I've written about elsewhere on this site (long-story-short: a web site/music station where you are able to program the artists you want to hear and then listen to them through a nifty built-in player on your PC). Their album Funeral is one of those rare creations that can be played by mere mortals such as you and me in any order without detracting from each song's individual magic. These guys do their tunes in layers, uniting the sounds of piano, violin, viola, cello, double bass, xylophone, keyboard, French horn, accordion, harp and more in their masterful and intense creations, and demanding that each be licked metaphorically from head to toe. For mine, their most numbing individual creations are Crown of Love, Neighbourhood #1 (Tunnels) and Une Année Sans Lumiere. Another facet of the band's sound I appreciate beyond the norm is the combination of male-led and female-led vocals of Win Butler and Régine Chassagne respectively. Class.


STARS >>. It was only about two months ago, just before the birth of my daughter, when I first heard these guys on Last.fm. From memory, I typed a few band names into the search criteria after which their track What the Snowman Learned About Love, a five-minute and fifteen seconds journey through life, popped up and made me all tingly. Within a matter of days I had at least five of their releases on my PC and the highlights on my MP3 playa. Their music has accompanied me to and from work ever since; a daily adventure of now familiar gravitational pull that is slow to lose its adrenalin rush. I rate these guys above The Arcade Fire simply because I've heard more from them, and I think there's a different level of personal involvement in their writing; to an outsider with a tendency to assume the most from that which is implied, I get the impression there's more than a professional connection between vocalists Torquil Campbell and Amy Millan, who has the most arousing voice since Martine (Tricky). Class++


<< THE MICROPHONES. I was a huge fan of lo-fi aka low-fi back in the day aka the '90s. And while every man and his portable AM radio was screaming about something being less dangerous when the lights are on, I went about my lo-fi diet with bands you may have dreamt about only to wake up with a blank screen staring back at you. I thought the term lo-fi was floating in a vat of its own bloodied vomit until I heard The Microphones. Then it squared me up and I realised that this was far from the lo-fi I had encountered all those earth rotations ago; 'twas more heinous and vile, dare one utter it, evil... Yes, it became an instant hit in the Kaufman household and I loved to talk to myself about the obvious clash of lo-fi and pure evil such as I Want Wind to Blow vs the chronological rape and pillage of each of the senses of Drums and about a baker's dozen of others. A band such as The Microphones now probably floats somewhere between alternative and possibly even avant garde. Who the fuck cares what labels are attached? For anyone with an askew take on what has greater benefits to society, something commercially viable or something commercially suicidal, the experimental directions travelled by this artistic ensemble are enough to leave the fittest and the strongest lo-fi dieter covered in bruises.


Here ends The A-Team of artists who have had a positive impact on my life in recent times. The B-Team will be making its presence felt in the not too distant future.

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January 13, 2007

# 120

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Christmas and the changing of the guard in chronology have passed by without too many streamers or brass instruments falling from the ceiling. Priorities have been culled to a singular entity: my daughter. The rest has somehow fallen into place whenever my eyelids haven't been closed.

As an advertisement for a local television station reports, the world is an amazing place. Here is photographic evidence of it from the past three weeks. Make the most of the next 365 days and don't forget to apply extra-strength adhesive tape to both cheeks when you smile.

Ooroo

- Kaufman


























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January 03, 2007

# 119




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'Twas back to the grind this week when January von Sekond rapped his boney knuckles against the bell of financial relief.

As I've said many a time, and I'm quoting myself here for the umpteenth time: 'To be burdened with work is one thing; to be slack for a fortnight, watching the cricket on the telly with a few beers in and on ma belly, without the cumbersome cloak of monetary security to cover my fat-tastic God-inspired vessel of mere mortality is a fucken great big bloody travesty. Someone hand me another ale.'

Quoting me, quoting you, a-ha...anywhere, any time.

The other thing of note - and thanks to all two of you for the BCC email of concern to my inbox - is that I am, by way of rationale, probability and definition, still alive. That notwisthstanding, it is but a bare existence with all too few key sub-players in this stage production of sleep deprived reality of the 2007 mould.

As a New Year's resolution, the youngest member of the clan proved what a contender for Baby of the Year she was when she declared, on the stroke of the new year, that a three-hour non-feeding, non-crying period be imposed unto the household henceforth. Her delighted parents were delighted moreso when they jumped at the chance to reek havoc in the Land of Nod, awaking at 9:30 on New Year's Day sans baby induced hangover and with a fucken great big smile each across their faces.

The resolution was broken shortly thereafter as old habits regained consciousness, and the fragility of said baby's parents' nervous systems was, again, placed on public display.

Apart from that, work's kicking into gear again and will be a contributing factor to the mental and physical anti-aching mechanism of the male member of the Kaufman household for at least the next five weeks (hello electronic pay cheque); the Christmas pudding and its low-browed associates are slowly prying themselves from the upper echelon of my internal underpants regions thanks to some well-timed lifting of dead weights via pulleys, cables and limbs, and the occasional yet brisk overland adventure with the kid and her all-terrain pusher; sleep me no enough have; England is putting up a fight in the cricket while Australia is left to contemplate how to best achieve a five-blot rating from the judges of historical significance; God save our Queen.

- Kaufman


PS For evidence that this blog is the source of many a juicy and contentious issue in the world of international cricket, please consult the last comment in the #117th post (left by me) and then dart the memory stick into reverse as you ponder what happened last week, when Australian cricket coach John Buchanan and South African defect Johan Olaf Pietersen exchanged jaw movements about the Great White Ego's invaluable contribution to team morale. I say unto Buchanan: leave my thoughts alone, bub! I say unto Olaf: your mind is mine!

PPS Ooroo for now.

PPPS Photos of recent events will be next.


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