Winner of 'The Schmoozer Award' for 2007... Chronicling one man's journey through fatherhood, self-diagnosed dementia, the effects of lethargy brought on by insomnia, and the ongoing struggle with follicular displacement therapy; the other day I woke up with a fellow scribe's dentures on my nose.
3 comments:
Andys hair is a beautiful place
Is this what lurks under a combover?
Can I use a wormhole to get to it, or do I have to use a cakehole?
UTMG: You can see bits of his hair in the foreground. And if you listen carefully, you can hear Andy's good manners.*
Captain: You can try those but I guarantee a cornhole (preferrably a female's; I know you'll come through) will do the trick. It's much like the nexus, except it's daily though not as spacious.
* Tenk you very much.
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