May 31, 2006

# 91

'I have nothing to be nervous about. Blow it up your arse and fan it for even suggesting it.'

- Andy Kaufman to a throng of reporters, while seated with his pants adrift of his waist and visibly shaken from the auspicious realisation that he had entered the Nervous Nineties.


Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Sounds like the nervous nineties forcibly entered him....

Steph said...

Hahaha, ultra toast stole my "entered" funny. Bah! I got nothin'.

Captain Berk said...


words uttered by some miscreant who stole my personality and made a show out of it.

The tit

Kaufman said...

UTMG: We must await and see his next stroke. I believe he's already played it.

Steph: What's of concern to me is your second effort. Remember the immortal words of Rob Schneider, 'You can do it!' and be like Nike.

CB: 'The dingo took my baby!' - Lindy Chamberlain. Some tit made a movie out of that line.