I've discovered how to have a real-life episode of Lost in your own home or work place. To become one of millions to know what it feels like to be infuriated, abandoned and downright jacked-off with anyone within speaking distance of you, simply follow these steps.
1. Go to your blogger Dashboard.
2. Press the 'Change Language' function.
3. Choose a language you're least likely to master within three to five years.
4. Republish your site.
5. Let the show begin.