February 13, 2006

# 45

To the woman who means more to me than anything in this world, my wife, I would like to say happy 109 months anniversary.

You are the meaning in my life and I'll continue to love you more than I'll ever be able to express in words or actions.


reverendtimothy said...

Awww... I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!


No wait, I was just gassy.

On a serious note, happy anniversary you two. Congratulations to you both! :-)

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...


Anniversarise this my virtual mo'fo
the love of your life ain't no skank riddled ho,
Catering for all your needs,
However diseased,
She is always there for you wherever you go

Stung by bees, gellatin knees
Pirate fleas or Poddington peas
Your lady is in waiting with the necessary creams.
To beat down the pain like Jericho Cain beats down the devil in End of Days

Not Schwarzeneggers finest, it lodges in my sinus like a cinematic bogey or movie gingivitis.
But I digress so I guess it's time for redress and wish you well again on your long romantic quest

Rewind. Selecta Bo (delete as appro.)

Captain Berk said...

I can teach you some actions if you like.

They involve Dilithium, velvet, saffron and industrial degreaser.

Sulu showed me. It hurt.

Kaufman said...

Rev: Much appreciated. Ta.

UTMG: One of the reasons why it works between us is because she is always there for me wherever I go and I'm always there for her wherever she goes. Nothing lasts without the necessary components in place.

CB: I'm ready and willing to experience new things. Is a medical plan included?

Ms Smack said...

aw - warm and fuzzy

Those four lines helps me restore my faith that there is hope for me yet with the other species.