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2 kids... One is 3 years old-going-on-17 and the other is 3 months... going on... extremely cute, loveable, untainted by her father's flaws... Both are girls... Life? Well... As the profile avatar would suggest... Dan-fucken-dee...
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Winner of 'The Schmoozer Award' for 2007... Chronicling one man's journey through fatherhood, self-diagnosed dementia, the effects of lethargy brought on by insomnia, and the ongoing struggle with follicular displacement therapy; the other day I woke up with a fellow scribe's dentures on my nose.
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9 comments:
it lives!
became a dad myself 14 mos ago. your joy and pain (pump it up now) find resonance with me.
long live kaufman's sr. and jrs.
My lord.
Its true.
Blogger's Eric Draven is up and wandering around again. Who'd a thunk it.
News: Since your last appearance, I have galavanted around North America, met Mr. Bopper (Good Times) spent 6 months in rural France trying to write a book about it, and another 6 months trying to sell it (and failing)
And there we are.
BenjiBigBopperBazookaBoy: Would you agree that it's a grounding experience to be responsible for another life form that doesn't have four legs or pee on you when its picked up? Hang on...I think I've botched that analogy somewhat. I've been teaching my 3 yo the fine art of stage presence: content, delivery, movement. Then only the other day my significant other introduced her to classical music. THAT rocked her world. Happy to hear you and yours are multiplying. Inspire and be inspired my friend.
Under The Milky Glue: Nothing you've stated sounds bad to me. The process is merely another part of the entire experience, and six months isn't reason to think that it won't happen. Seeing as I am a literary giant, I can honestly say that your adventures remind me of the movie 'Sideways'. Have you contemplated the the healing powers of wine? Unless I've misunderstood the purpose of being at church, it worked for Jesus. BTW, got a copy (hard or soft) floating around? I am mustard to read it.
I'll send it to you on the old email. Your feedback would be much appreciated. You'll need a full black print cartridge though....
Kaufman. You're still at it! My faith is restored in the world. I'm a parent too, by now. Ain't it great? And by "great" I mean supremely exhausting yet transcendentally awesome.
Uber Toast: If you send it, I will print it (at work, coz the bastards don't pay me enough)... :)
MJ: Holy cow, girl!!! Twins!!! I see where the supremely exhausting portion of your assessment stems from. I have to agree with both of your wisdoms. Hey, I'm an English teacher, therefore I can use wisdoms as a countable noun (God only knows my students wouldn't be able to spot the astrophe for the cat). It's splendid to hear from you. When my back, hearing and kudos stop aching, I'll take a peek at all those baby photos you're sure to have posted on your site. :D
mine's into the hip hop. every time he dances to it I can't help impersonating Bill Cosby. I've been arrested for that twice. (My neighbour's a cop.)
hey you! How's it going?
Four and a half years later and I"m still revisiting to get my fix. Like some word junkie who can't kick his habit, overdosing on Times New Roman then crawling off to some darkened corner of the internet to ride it out with a dirty thesaurus hanging out of my arm. Lovely stuff.
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