# 46
In this country of spiralling oddities, women shower men with gifts of chocolate composition today.
Revised: I came home this afternoon to see flowers, a bottle of white wine, a note and dessert waiting for me in the fridge. Cheque please!
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2 comments:
I got a card hidden in my 'wank crate' as my lover so eloqently dubbed it.
(it's where i hide 'the reserves')
Uhuru gave me a card.
I almost fainted.
Not out of surprise at her attraction to me (she's female, after all) but because it had a poo in it.
I can't demote her though. She has dirt on me.
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